It has been pointed out to me that aubergines were badly misrepresented by the Camergine – being delicious it’s not their fault their waxy complexion is the perfection Cameron’s skin regime aspires to. I have to say I actually like aubergines, I have had many a memorable evening with some of them, so please don’t label me as vegetabalist.
However casting about for an alternative did leave me with a puzzle as to what could be shiny whilst getting closer to the Nasty side of Cameron?
A-a-a-a-a-nd things just sort of came together: white van man + Cameron
Glad to say I finally figured out to to ears that look like ears 😀
Had another stab at Blender sculpt. I certainly felt more in control than I did yesterday but still managed to make his ears look like melted curlywurlies.
Overall I’m happier with the techniques but I feel I lost sight of the bigger picture as it were, and ended up with a middle aged Beavis.
During a discussion about what it was that makes David Cameron’s face so smooth which starts around about here, Zapthecrap opportuned that it was actually because Cameron was an aubergine.
“Heh-heh” I thought, and ran off to do something spiffy on that theme. I can’t say I’m terribly proud of what I ended up with :
At this point I began to think about exactly how you could achieve something better, and always willing to try my hand at new things came up with this, which all things considered (ie I had to learn how to draw caricatures) didn’t come out too bad:
Then I remembered that trusty old Blender had a sculpt feature. It took a bit of getting used to but here’s what I ended up with, entirely hand sculpted (and if you look closely you’ll see the odd digital thumb print):
He looks a bit like someone’s worried uncle, but I enjoyed the experience enough to try it again.
Ahh the final day of the Lib Dem conference and what an odd day it was.
It started fairly normally, a post first thing on the nearest liberal themed blog in CiF highlighting the questions about finances. Then I got this from Haventaclu
Hey Digby – I got first post on the Conference rolling blog – and now it’s been moderated!!
Well, whaddya know!!!
Well now that’s just unfriendly.
Wondering if perhaps the repetition of the message had finally got to the mods, I started posting in pieces of the story which answered the questions about the untoward relationship between the Lib Dems and C & C Alpha group.
I did eventually suffer a take down -the above post – but I’ve no idea why. What was it the moderator found objectionable in comparison to the previous posts, I’ll let you be the judge :
DigbyChickenCeasar 21 September 2011 1:19PM
the Independant Monday, 19 September 2005
When his colleague David Laws MP, in an article in the now notorious Orange Book broached the question of reforming the NHS, he was almost lynched by his colleagues. But Nick Clegg isn’t content to hide behind the safe prosaic rhetoric that surrounds most health service debates. He rejects old platitudes and, in a refreshingly honest and outspoken intervention, declares bluntly the NHS should be “broken up”.
Given that this is from 2005, when did it become LibDem policy?
DigbyChickenCeasar 21 September 2011 2:20PM
Donor to Lib Dems is client of Lord Clement-Jones‘s lobbying firm
The Times May 6, 2008
Lord Clement-Jones, the Lib Dems’ chief fundraiser since 2005, has come under scrutiny because he helped to get a peerage for a director who sits on the sister companies of Alpha Healthcare, the Lib Dems’ donor.
The discovery of the lobbying link comes as an all-party committee of MPs is to meet on Thursday to consider whether more light should be shed on politicians who are also lobbyists.
I’m sure it’s all above board.
DigbyChickenCeasar 21 September 2011 2:36PM
Alpha plans healthcare arm float.(Business)
Article from: The Mail on Sunday (London, England) | May 9, 2010 | Copyright
Byline: MARK FOXWELL
C&C ALPHA Group, a major donor to the Liberal Democrats, is preparing a listing for its healthcare division for hundreds of millions of pounds.
The privately owned investment company has begun a beauty parade of advisers, which include HSBC and Citigroup, to float C&C Alpha Healthcare this year.
Executive director Bhanu Choudhrie said an investment bank would be chosen in the next two weeks.
The division includes Alpha Hospitals, providing psychiatric care services with three hospitals and more than 300 beds in Yorkshire, Lancashire and Surrey, as well as Alpha Care Homes, with 13 homes and 640 beds in the Midlands and …
This is the same Alpha Health I presume.
(next was the missing post:)
DigbyChickenCeasar21 September 2011 3:13PM
given the background which I’ve highlighted so far in this thread,
and given that we re talking about a party that is in government,
and given they must have, in the course of the jobs, at least come across the names and the situations I’ve mentioned here
and given at least 1 of the questions I asked was passed to them on day 3
can I ask the guardian journalists why have they appear to be unwilling to express an opinion about this issue which I have been asking about now for 5 days?
And then came this post from Gordi:
21 September 2011 4:38PM
3.32pm: Clegg’s speech has started. Tom Clark tweets:
“we’re in nobody’s pocket” earns by far best cheer so far – a good line
What do you think about C & C Alpha Group, who own Alpha Hospitals, donating 200,000 pounds to the LibDems in Q2 of 2011, coming as it did in the run up to debating NHS reforms?
Digbychickenceasar you have your answer.
The LibDems are in nobody’s pockets. That’s very reassuring to know, particularly coming from Nick Clegg, a man always consistent and truthful in with what he says. Digbychickenceasar you have your answer, the LibDems are in nobody’s pockets, Nick Clegg says so, it must be true…
DigbyChickenCeasar21 21 September 2011 5:08PM
wait – you’re saying Nick Clegg answered my question?
JessicaReed can you ask the journalists if in fact Nick Clegg was replying to the question I and other posters have been asking on the conference threads?
Now you may call me delusional, or even slightly derranged, but (cue “Land of Hope and Glory” playing gently in the background) I like to think, that in some small way, that “we’re in nobody’s pocket” is directed at me and all the others like Haventaclue and Gordi, who refused to be silent and stood up to be counted – CiFers I salute you!
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